Fix in Photoshop ?

Perhaps it is the very smelly red rag, which turns cute bespectacled zadrota photographer in aggressive maniac.

No, of course there is a ranking of phrases from the models of no less valuable specimens , such as:
- Oh, and I have nothing to wear. ( This is when the model confuses the photographer with his wealthy man ) .
- Oh, and how do I stand? ( picture from the popular series " The shooting biomaterial " )
and so on ...

But it was " corrected in Photoshop " is , I think, the legitimate leader as a motive for a series of bloody murders that has swept across the world.

Mutilated , unidentified remains of body parts , investigators are still found in the back of photo studios in the back rooms of hotels .

You forgot to scrub red nail polish ? Went to the disco at night and you have swollen face and purple circles under your eyes? Good ate at the buffet in Turkey and your ass is hanging around with stools ? Forgot to shave armpits ?
No question ! Of course correct .

- Fix in Photoshop ?

Once upon a time , in the early days of this blog, I wrote an article What should be in your backpack at the photographer .

Having acquired the necessary experience in the myasokominate , I realized that the article needs to be supplemented.
In the backpack at the photographer should be a " wake- suitcase" with the name " Likvifay ." It must be attached to this label :

- Fix in Photoshop ?

In the suitcase must be :


scalpel clamp tampon sterilization means

suction for fat

bags with silicone

pliers to remove the nails (though it was in the paper)

surgical saw

the human brain transplant


- Fix in Photoshop ?